Transportation: Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things... - FML

By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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By windthroughmyflab - 13/05/2015 23:19 - United States

Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML

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By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By mastermind - 01/09/2019 02:00

Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML

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By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2016 03:01 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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zkcupcake 4

Friday 9 December 2011 12:08

What else is on that list?

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 9 December 2011 13:29

8.flying ******

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scampman 5

Friday 9 December 2011 14:44

Hey I've had that happen to me too!

geon_olam 17

Friday 9 December 2011 21:15

Story topper

YayFlameWarz 9

Friday 9 December 2011 14:50

That dastardly wind, always causing mischeif.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 9 December 2011 15:28

Sounds like you need better sign posts, bolts, and more cement around them where you live. Make a complaint!

OCDC 9

Friday 9 December 2011 15:31

I try to avoid the buses that talk to me. My therapist told me it wasn't healthy...

jsteury 0

Friday 9 December 2011 15:34

I'm going to have to say your just a shitty driver it's never your fault is it

tayza249 20

Friday 9 December 2011 15:55

At least it wasn't a trampoline or a wheelie bin?

stompic 2

Friday 9 December 2011 18:00

maybe, it's time to buy a new one.

neonberries 15

Friday 9 December 2011 18:07

Do you live in Scotland?

PoisonGirlInc 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:43

That's a great list

UnjustifiedClaim 15

Friday 9 December 2011 18:59

That happens to me, too! I mean, it's totally the wind's fault, so much that I have a list: "things that my car accidentally hit because of the blowing wind"...

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