Animals: Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog...

By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 08:09 - Canada

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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Myrra_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:57

No idea what size that dog was, but regardless, you should have had him/her on a leash. YDI. :/

PureGold 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:59

Awww!! You should really have put it on a leash, shelter dogs can be crazy at first lol. Are you positive you'll never be able to find him? :(

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littlegoldwoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:43

Never adopt dogs from the shelter. There is a reason they are there. I wish they would just put the damn things out of their misery (and us).

kingbee604 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:02

you're an idiot

TigressUK 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:37

#22 - you are a sick, sick person.

00754chan 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:51

Animals loose hair/fur when they stress, they also poo when they stress. the poor dog was freaking the **** out. nice one.

ksks1234 33

Monday 1 October 2012 21:10

*lose I apologize, the lose/ loose thing bugs me.

anon12_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:10

I wish someone would put people like #22 out of their misery (and us) so we wouldn't have to coexist with such awful people

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:37

Lead? Cage? Preparation? Thought?

Mnemic 5

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:53

I agree with #3. It is usually a bit tricky but you should put the leash in while you're still in the car. Leave the car, open the back doors and stand in front of the door and grab the leash asap... ;)

Sucks_to_be_you 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:53

#22 is a total ass. A lot of dogs are born there, or people realize they're too dumb to have a dog and have to take them to shelters. You're a complete ignorant prick. Seriously though, look for the dog. It shouldn't be homeless just because you don't what you're doing.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:23

It's called a leash, smart one.

kendalle_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:24

Many shelter dogs have been dumped, think about it the last car ride he got he ended up in the shelter, or along side the road. Shelters are stress full, being homeless is stressful. We had a dog dumped by our house that must have been dumped, and beaten as he was terrified to the point he would wet the car in it while crying (he had to go to the vet) and hated cars to the point he would attack their tires. Hope you find him.