By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 910
You deserved it 7 954

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zp5 4

boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!" his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

TryptamineDreame 0

You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.

Comments

Maybe it's God doing it to you since your with child and not married. ****** loser!

that sucks but lol. when my wife was pregnant it was wet burps that got to her, and U did my best to curtail them but everybody slips from time to time when a good one is coming!

Sure sounds like your boy friend is more boy than anything else. But then, you chose to breed with him, so YDI...

Congrats on having a baby with a 14 year old. And on having a baby out of wedlock.

mcmurdy1980 0

Both of my kids WERE planned. I have a lot of factors that make it extremely difficult for me to even get pregnant so believe me when I say this. As a matter of fact, we had a loss in between these two so I should say all THREE of my pregnancies were planned. I didn't need to go party to make my life enjoyable. I've been with my husband since 2004, we married young because we wanted to. I won't let some bitter little girl make assumptions just because SOME women actually put having a family as priority over partying. Cuz guess what? In the scheme of things, that crap doesn't matter. I don't cook for my husband every day. This is 2010. Marriage is a partnership, not about me being a housewife, which I'm not in the LEAST. So talk about making stereotypes. if you're that deluded I could see why you're in denial about marriage actually being beneficial. You can actually be married to a man that doesn't consider you a maid or his property! Shocker! I can honestly say you have a long way to go before you figure out that life with children is about making sacrifices. Making sacrifices and putting another human being before yourself requires maturity. Maybe take some parenting classes in the next few months you have left of your "freedom?" Might do you some good.

Oh, and PS. My fluffy white cat's name is Apples. Thank you very much.

tragickingdom 0

See, that's what I was talking about. Way too serious, totally full of yourself, and completely unable to recognize sarcasm or wit. Perhaps your tag should have been BoringStepfordWife?

30daywonder 0

jeffswife I noticed how in detail you where about marriage dates and children. yet when you said you were far from a housewife that was all, I'm sure the PTA and bake sales are very rewarding. for myself I am not a father, but someone throwing up from a fart, pregnant or not, is hilarious. a fml is all in good fun, and if your reading them how insanely mature can anyone of us be? tragickingdom, get em girl, if your happy that's all that matters. everyones on their own journey. my intent was not to offend anyone, it's fml, everythings in good fun and if anyone wanted real advice they wouldn't be posting on here to begin with. it's so other people can laugh too at the random stuff that happens to every human on a daily basis.