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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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perdix 29

Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

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AussieChild 22

Wow. Bet you're glad he's going to be the father of your baby.

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pinkpixie06 11

I hope, for your sake, that response was due to initial shock and that he will step up and take care of his child!

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TheDrifter 23

Chapter 4 of the d-bag guidebook "how to avoid child support payments" recommends denial at all costs, hoping to get her to admit to cheating.

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kimmi41509 10

This actually made me laugh..good thing this picture is old, because I'm guilty of the duck face!! ._.

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wildsweetchild 19

I'm sorry OP...I think by his first response we can surely tell that he's not very bright. Hopefully the baby will get your smarts. Good luck on your pregnancy, may it be nice and easy.

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br0ccoli 14

He probably thinks 'fetus' is a discount shoe store. Runrunrun.

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Alchemax96 1

Abortion will save you from this situation and this dead beat

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Senseless_487 29

Really? Using abortion as a form of birth control? If two consenting adults have unprotected sex, then they should be prepared for the outcome. Go headbutt a wall.

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annie_nk 22

Tell him you're supposedly the next virgin Mary.

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scruffy_janitor5 1

Hopefully that kid doesn't inherit the father's stupidity.

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