Pregnancy, Awkward and Love: Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately...

By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:06

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:07

Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

Comments

Daydreamer4466 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 14:43

What a jack ass and loser

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:01

That bf deserves to be sterile. Does he take care of his Other child?

Alastrina_fml 20

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:16

Send him my way so I can cut his nuts off. That WILL make him sterile 100%.

night72 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:35

Why would go out with an idiot? And have unprotected sex when he already has a baby? You deserved it. You don't have unprotected sex with a man who already has a baby and is most likely an idiot with that one.

tenfiftynine 12

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:48

You realize condoms don't ways work. He could of been wearing one and it broke.

fyreprincess 3

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:45

no pity on this end, unless it was failed contraception. it takes two to get pregnant. you are responsible for your own body.

JaysFanStu 3

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:58

Sounds like you found yourself a genius to hang on to.

ultra_notorious 26

Wednesday 29 August 2012 15:58

You found yourself a winner!

BlakeSaysRawr 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:16

Time to call Maury.

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:18

Ugh, I never understand why people allow accidents to happen in a time where we are drowned in the available amount of contraception. Is it so hard to take the pill when you don't want a child? Or to ask your partner's opinion about children before quitting contraception?

sundayporch 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:56

Accident: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (I'll give you a hint: no form of birth control is 100% effective on its own, which is why accidents happen.)

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:55

I feared for this reply. Yes, I am aware that birth control accidents do happen, but I do not believe that contraceptives are to blame every single time someone gets 'an accident'. I've known some people who blame the pill for their pregnancy, but every_singly_one took the pill wrong. Especially the 'do not take medicins (antibiotic) without asking your doctor'-rule seems to be a difficult one.