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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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kakarot2 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:06

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:07

Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:31

hahaha just hope the kid isn't as dumb as the father

zenshu_fml 3

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:17

YDI, that's what you get for letting a douche ride you bareback.

1madmartian 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:31

That is why you should chooser your partners wisely. You knew he had a child and walked away from that. What made you think you were any different?

SamanthaCassieL 10

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:32

So... He has a previous child and still didn't practice safe sex? Same with you? Sorry, YDI.

noisebox 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:56

Was he recently in a car accident with head injuries? Ask him maybe he just forgot to tell you...

notepie 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:21

Shouldn't have been with him then!

just_dandy20 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:31

YDI, for getting with someone who already has a damn child.

jayhawkchik 4

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:36

Look on the bright side.. Free trip to the Maury show! BTW please be more careful in the future.

N1GHTS 12

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:57

He's a keeper.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:58

At least you understand the current state of your relationship.

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