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Same thing different taste
She said yes!
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At least you tried, son
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Lol! soz man, tht must suck! its not the worst thing that can happen...but FYL!
Haha. Self-pwnage rules; she damn well deserved it. I can't believe you still like her after that though. Well, at least you still have your little fantasy world to merrily live in.
a "good sense of humour" is just a cover for a large appendage.
OMG!!! dude. you could of killed her.... whats wrong with u?!?!?!?! then you would be at her wake, and you'll say ur prayers saying how much u liked her... and then her body will giggle once more. :]] life is good. lol
awwww i feel so bad for you =*( im a women but i still would never do that i am happly married but i ate the ring cause my husband put it in my froot loops LOL!
Serves that dumb bitch right. I would've laughed right back at her.
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If she survives, ask her again next week.
no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P