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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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crzyry 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:17

If she survives, ask her again next week.

fml_premium_mem 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:12

no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P

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dummydory 4

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:09

Lol , that's hilarious althoughbir sort of sucks 4 the girl

grrrarrrg2 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:18

You should of punched her in the throat! Dumb ******* ****!

those_dutch 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:25

Karma is a bitch, bitch

heyyimkell 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:43

Aweeee. That sucks OP, FYL. But hey, karma is a bitch. She was rude for laughing at you, and then she ended up having an asthma attack because of her rude behaviour.

Harajuku_tits 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 5:49

jokes on her HARHAR

rockmyworld 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 6:37

I love the OP's name just thought I'd mention it

nom_nom_nom 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 8:07

man, some girls are bitches. Karma was the asthma attack though.

Fluffy_homan 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 10:11

yes HARHAR the jokes on her HARHARHAR what are you a f*ckng pirate?? oh and OP, you should consider not trying to over chick things and stuff like this won't haspen, otherwise ynext time you ask a girl out she might die :-(

pcat88 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 16:33

She sounds like a bitch! What's sort of psycho laughs in the face of a person asking them out?! You should totally steal her inhaler, then make her chase you for it!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:20

Perhaps she was uber-nervous?

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