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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

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By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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crzyry 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:17

If she survives, ask her again next week.

fml_premium_mem 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:12

no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P

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highsheep 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:06

YDI for drinking cum.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:08

wow it must really have been funny for you to ask her out then. sorry, that's you're own problem though

blland 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:23

an asthma attack means she'd rather die than to date you. amirite?

NrthrnLghts 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:20

Well, at least she got what she deserved for being such a bitch about it. For revenge you should try to scare her by suddenly jumping out from behind a corner and trigger another attack.

z411811 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:23

maybe she's really fat (thus the asthma) and she laughed because she thought you were way out of her league. optimism can turn anything around.

SweetPotatoVines 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:36

YDI for giving her an asthma attack, she could've died!

cave_man_ 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:41

I think she deserved it for laughing so hard. SDI

stain33319 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:47

agree with 21 nrthrnlghts that's funny shit ! go for more . tell us about it

Byah 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 2:00

'Seems like you got your revenge for her laughing, though, right? I mean, she had an asthma attack.

jem1991 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 4:05

You don't know for sure.

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