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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

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By Well, crap - 18/06/2013 15:02 - Denmark - Kongerslev

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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No joke

By SilverZephyr - 16/01/2015 12:49 - United States - Marion

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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crzyry 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:17

If she survives, ask her again next week.

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Saturday 14 November 2009 23:12

no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P

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muahzzbaybee 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 12:32

she should have politely declined instead of laughing sucks for you !!

themightyscrewup 0

Monday 30 November 2009 6:20

Hey man, **** her. Any one that acts like to ur face is some one u don't need..move on man there are other fish in the sea.

Phatso806 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 2:45

that sucks u must feel terrible there's plenty more but FYL for her laughing so hard.

Dranide 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:12

Hahahahahahahahahaha that was awesome I laughed for a good minute

katniss22 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:09

hey thy happens to me all the time :) it doesnt mean she didnt have fun :) trust me :)

aaronruark 2

Monday 18 April 2011 0:38

well that's karma on her

Ai_Luv_U 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:54

More like HELL NO!

yuuudiii 13

Monday 19 September 2011 15:43

my girlfriends also has an asthma when she laugh so hard......but not when i asked her to a date....

voievodu 1

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:33

don't worry, no girl wants to ever date me either...

xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:07

you took her breath away

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