Miscellaneous: Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to...

By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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kyleenstar 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:07

She sounds like a bitch anyway...

pinktiger 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:11

if she never liked u then she shouldnta said yes...no offense :D

Comments

darkshadow_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:43

YDI for being the ugly brother

ccc01 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 18:00

Only child ftw

pencilsupmynose 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:43

what a bitch

Creamysweeps 5

Monday 13 June 2011 5:38

LOL okay for some reason when I read the FML I imagined Ops bro to be like five. and then I kept reading and I woz like WHAT! hahhahahaa. yeah.

neongurl98 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:07

you said that you took her dinner and she flirted with your brother. but u asked her after that??? you deserve that dumbass!

mkid232 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 6:24

The wording on the FML is a bit tricky, but what he means is before the homecoming dance, not the actual asking.

kaseylynn123 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 0:56

aww shes obviously not worth your time.

imbedderdenu 23

Thursday 21 November 2013 9:49

1. why would you not take her out to dinner in the first place. 2. sounds like you found out what she's really like and she's obviously not worth your time.