Miscellaneous: Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to...

By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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kyleenstar 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:07

She sounds like a bitch anyway...

pinktiger 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:11

if she never liked u then she shouldnta said yes...no offense :D

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tmanapoo 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:41

Get your brother back.

DieterDerBlau 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:45

Ditch her ass for someone who actually LIKES you...

NorskVind 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:49

I don't even get a homecoming. I graduated High School. :(

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:57

Me too. D: But hey, now you/we have an excuse to sneak in!

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:32

Pfft, I never went to homecoming. I think I got asked once... ah, no, wait, I'm confusing that with a junior high dance that was basically the same thing (held shortly after homecoming lol... losers). I only went to prom, and I hated it with a passion. Never again. I don't understand what's so great about dances... boring as hell.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:36

I've been to prom a couple of times. I only really liked my first one, which was on a boat. And last years was alright... But I never understood the appeal of homecoming. Is it like, you bring someone and you're mentality is, 'Hey, I'm going to show this person off, and pretend they're going to be my squeeze for the rest of the year,' or is it a practice prom? Middle school dances scare me. It's like when you find out who's going to be that slutty freshman in high school and which ones are going to drop out, do drugs, etc.

NorskVind 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:19

I can't sneak into homecoming/prom. Lol. I'm too damned aged, they'd think I was a teacher before a student. xD

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:48

Have you seen some high school kids? And it's almost Halloween now. All kinds of nifty things you can acquire in order to sneak in somewhere. Plus, there's always parties after prom.

IOwnedYou 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:10

Rofl, she probably didn't flirt with him, you're just that stupid.

Gasbarro 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:11

What a rude little bitch. I hope you took her home after that dinner instead of Homecoming.

nuclear 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:44

It's rude, yeah but you have to put yourself in her shoes. Plus she could have been even more rude. And in public. I think I'm trying to make you feel better.. I don't really know either.

anjobanjo 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:38

It was very tacky of her to say the least. You shouldn't hang around people like that. Definetly you deserve better

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

No but she could have not been a complete twat and flirted with his brother when it was he who asked her to homecoming. If she didn't like him, she shouldn't have accepted, but instead she acts like a hoe.