By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:54 - France

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML
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Fireashes250 16

What a douche. He could have said it nicer. You definitely dodged a bullet there OP.

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WhisperSoflty 20

Apparently you have a penis now, Noor.

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TheLittleBear 19

Another idiot who thinks that by saying "no offence" they've got carte blanche to say whatever they like. I hope you offered to do the smashing OP.

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ElricMustang 23

What the hell is with the guys being such assholes to girls on FML lately? And OP, what the hell did you like about a guy like that?

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dontgivafuk 9

girls tend to be overly dramatic and make shit up.

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mattrd_fml 31

I hate when peoe sah "no offense." he knew damn well tbat he was offending you. Sorry OP.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

There's better people out there then assholes like him.

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elizacandle 29

Why would he say something like that and add "no offense" . Some offense taken, dickwad.

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The_Thinker 18

#25 - Noor was being facetious. That is, without a doubt, painfully obvious.

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Bojack_fml 10

Fulfill his request then

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imdabess 9

Well, you could test him by giving him a hammer. :)

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