By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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bbgirlXD 6

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

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jennt89 10

what happened to brushing your teeth and using some listerine? YDI.

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

YDI, your only suppose to eat ONE breath mint, not the entire package. And maybe try brushing your teeth if your that worried one breath mint won't be enough

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Michael_92 20

Look st the bright side. You have minty fresh farts for the occasion.

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thehouseaddict 3

Why did you feel that it was necessary to take so many? I mean unless your breath is the equivalent of a toilet, one or two mints should do the job. YDI

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Amber_1221 1

I'm sure she was probably really nervous and didn't notice what she was doing until it was too late lol

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bitchpleasemike 7

in case you can't read, there are warnings on the packet indicating that eating excessive amounts can cause a laxative effect. YDI.

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laladd123 11

At least your shit will be smelling minty fresh

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SweetPerfectionn 3

Try just brushing your teeth next time. A whole pack sounds a bit over the top, no? Was your breath REALLY that bad?

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kimmy91 12

Hopefully they were understanding. Everyone gets sick, we've all been there. It is a total pain in the ass that it happens on the days that matter the most (no pun intended!!)

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