Miscellaneous: Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one...

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By FailingMyCourse - 07/02/2016 03:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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By Roll Tide of Tears - 17/01/2016 03:28 - United States

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 23:27

You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.

AlexZB 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:11

lucky kid

Comments

MarkO_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:42

Okay, pay attention everyone who says there's nothing wrong with it. Anywhere in public education, the teacher is an authority figure over the student. That's where the problem comes in. In almost all cases, the teacher would be fired for undermining the public's trust in dealing with it's students. This could be treated in the same way that it would be inappropriate for a doctor to 'hook-up' with a patient. This case would be unclear if the student is at the age of consent because the 'hook-up' occurred before the teacher/intern became that authority figure. But I can guarantee you that the OP will be removed from the school if they were to find out. Schools do not take risks that could open them up to any liability.

btuwo 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 1:57

Cougar!

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:00

Congratulations! You are now officially a coug! And a ****!

evlbb2 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:03

Maybe she teaches math

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:28

Much agreed, MarkO. For me, really, I just don't like the idea of teachers dating students, regardless of age, for the exact reasons you mentioned. And, of course, the institution must always look its best, so... yeah. But, a hook up beforehand... well you can still fight that you didn't know he was a student? Or just don't bring it up... maybe he won't remember you either.

cmac86 23

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:29

wow is he that dumb that he's in his 20s in middle school? plus why the hell would you hook up with someone clearly that young? for god sakes I'm in my last year of college and I know better!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:13

No, he's a junior in highschool. That would make him 16-17. Some people can pass for older than their actual age. Especially when accompanied by a fake ID.

Whatsername515 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:30

YDI for spelling "awkward" incorrectly. ^Slightly kidding. :P This is more like a "wow, what the ****."

primogen18 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:32

YDI for being a club ****.

Batsumoto 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:37

1 word: Awesome

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 3:46

was he hot? cuz if thats the case, u hooking with a "junior" doesnt matter ;)

plexico 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:26

Actually, the question is was SHE hot? It's worse than a double-standard, it's a triple-standard! Adult man + underage girl = Prison Adult woman (not hot) + underage boy = Prison plus scorn and disgust Adult woman (hot) + underage boy = Superhot! All men of all ages are envious of the little ******. The guy who stuck it to Mary Kay LeTourneau and Debra LaFavre are considered to have lived the dream!