Miscellaneous: Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one...

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By FailingMyCourse - 07/02/2016 03:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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By Roll Tide of Tears - 17/01/2016 03:28 - United States

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

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mexicanmike 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:27

You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.

AlexZB 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:11

lucky kid

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gummibehrs 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:23

Except that she's only an intern, not a teacher.

crazycontagious 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:25

Reminds me of a teacher I had back in highschool, except he hooked up with the girl on prom night so she wasn't really his student anymore.... oh Marco the com tech teacher......

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:32

She's still in some charge of the students though. And many teachers have their interns teach on some days. For example, during my senior year, several interns came in and nearly all the teachers decided to let them teach for a month. Technically, she counts as a teacher then.

cthulhu1138 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:44

This technically makes the OP a rapist.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:25

Yeah. She is actually a hebephile or ephebephile. There is a big difference.

chowyuk 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:09

if op was a guy the comments would be totally different

rootbeerfanatic 6

Thursday 31 January 2013 2:29

Yeah that's true. She's a **** while he's a stud

plexico 3

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:28

Wow! That's some impressive scholarship there! By the way, your new picture is lovely. Is that a smile I am detecting?

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:41

Big ******* deal?

Gavik 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 7:35

Agreed, but she never took advantage of her position of authority. This happened before that. Learn to read.

Diabro 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:08

How hard is it for you to keep your legs closed when you go to a club? I think FML should add a "Casual encounter" or category. That way I can stop reading all these obviously slutty women sleeping around.