Miscellaneous: Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one...

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

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By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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You deserved it 19 682

By FailingMyCourse - 07/02/2016 03:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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By Roll Tide of Tears - 17/01/2016 03:28 - United States

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

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mexicanmike 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:27

You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.

AlexZB 0

Friday 4 September 2009 23:11

lucky kid

Comments

Kel_x 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 17:59

Seriously, people need to get the **** over it. Calling her a ****... Please shut the **** up. Since when did casual sex become a crime? It doesn't say anywhere in the original post that "I usually hookup with everyman when I go clubbing". It could have been a one off, or she could have been REALLY ******* trashed. And tbh, I bet the first thing that came out the guy's mouth was "I'm a minor". Seriously, think before you comment. The kid was probably like "Waheyyyy, I'm getting laid". Not "Hm, maybe I should tell her I'm too young".

blueknight1st 26

Saturday 5 September 2009 18:21

"or she could have been REALLY ******* trashed." That's no excuse. Getting drunk and ******* anything that moves makes you a ****.

primogen18 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 17:52

casual sex makes you a ****, because only a slutty person would be so "casual" about something like sex.

blueknight1st 26

Saturday 5 September 2009 18:17

Tha's what you get for being a **** you nasty tramp.

oxrox 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:03

Idiot.

jaybyrd 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:32

hahahahaha hym. perhaps a little old for random hookups ??

jaybyrd 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:35

hahahahaha hym. perhaps a little old for random hookups ??

ronws23 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:53

JAILBREAKER JAILBREAKER JAILBREAKER

Nirah_fml 18

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:46

Well, that's what you get for being a ****

beachgoddess 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:58

ohh shitt. i go to a high school in florida, and an intern just started working for my teacher and she's in her last year of college..oh and i'm a juniooooor. i totally know who posted thisss ahahah. sucks for youu.

MeleMallory 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 10:45

Yeah, cuz your high school is the only one in the world that employs interns.

ttuwmasian 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:33

you deserve to lose your job and get ban from teaching for posting this fml. how dumb can you be posting a career busting blog and not think anyone can put 2 and 2 together.

xoxAllie 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:48

Mistakes happen it could be worse and the age gap... well it's bad and i don't know american laws so possibly rape but i don't see the what everyone is so worked up about this happens and usually its a lot worse than the intern with a student sometimes it's the teacher which is so much worse on sooo many levels so give this girl a break she made a mistake in a dark club it happens laugh about it and move on.