By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 22:30 - United States - Phillipsburg

Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML
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The_FreshPrince 8

Most lighters still work after they get wet. But assuming it's a public toilet you're better off buying a new lighter.

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thelaxersvlog 9

Stop smoking and you won't have to borrow one.

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geekbait 5

YDI for smoking. Seriously that's one of the most stupid things you could do.

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Mm, no one deserves this. One day I had to change the toilet paper in my bathroom, and before I went upstairs, my mother told me not to drop the toilet paper in the toilet. That's exactly what I did as soon as I tried to change the toilet paper. FYL, OP. Also, the smoking is not the issue here. Honestly.

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dDailydDosage 8

"Promptly"? As in you did it on purpose? Shame on you. Even if it wasn't on purpose, you should've taken better care of other peoples things.i wouldn't blame anyone for not lending you their lighter, better start keeping up with your own. YDI

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MehrunesDagon456 20

Ydi for smoking. You're only killing yourself, and polluting the air of other people.

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KayleeFrye 39

Just replace the lighter, and try to be less scatterbrained. I keep several lighters in different places, just in case I lose one or forget one. One on my apartment balcony, one in my purse, one in my jacket pocket, one in my desk at work, etc.

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