By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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iilovecokee 6

I like weird, but this just stumped me. What a strange method...

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TheDrifter 23

It sounds like he actually might. "Blurted out" implies that it is an involuntary outburst.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Vashh Kelly Clarkson!!

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lightburns 10

Whenever I feel embarrassed or anything, my brain automatically and unstoppably imagines something nasty - like spikes being driven up through my hands, or something. It's a bit weird, but at least it's private. It's unfortunate that your thing is public. FYL OP :(

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frdmnky12 6

LOL! I do that too, I just thought I was crazy. It's worst when you're alone, right?

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ClosetTroll 10

Still better than doing a clumsy walk in public out of embarrassment.

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katcot99 11

Do you have any way of stopping this noise?

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auzz1_pride 9

yes there is its called short term memory loss. There is no way to never not remember an embarrassing moment in your life while in a conscious or unconscious state of mind.

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katcot99 11

I seriously love all of your comments, bravo!

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KelliePZ1 6

I do that too! I'm not alone!

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perdix 29

#64, why, thank you. Noor is pretty good, too, don't you think?

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