By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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twisted_cherub 14

How does "humdidumdum erm lalala" erase your memory?

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p3mguin 7

Hahaaa, wait what were we talking about.

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iamBrody 1

I kind of do the same thing. IDK. It helps clear your head. I do it as a bridge to better memories/thoughts. I thought I was the only one, lol!

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

#11, I came here to see if anyone knew, but apparently not :( Anyway, this is a form of OCD, where you undergo certain actions, "rituals", to block the thought. Hope OP can find how to "fix" it :)

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paschale 7

No probs just say its an exotic language like Tahitian or something. Instant sexy

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perdix 29

I guess when you get bored, a cavity search sounds like fun :)

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kimmi41509 10

Sounds like a mild case of Tourettes to me.

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perdix 29

I thought that at first, but then he said he had a purpose to say his little mantra. The outbursts from people with Tourette's are involuntary. My diagnosis is "batshit crazy."

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kimmi41509 10

Either way, there's definitely something different about his brain. Lol

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geko911 22

Or his brain could be totally healthy but his education a little more unorthodox.

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porcupineattack1 5

Its a deadly cycle, i see.

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ycrem0n 21

I'd rather say Hakuna Matata, to forget worries and embarrassing things.

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kthxbie 10

Haha, i'll be doing that from now on :)

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MyBedRoomIsTidy 2

Wow, that's horrible. How embarrassing... You need to do something about that.

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VeganVampyre 26

Hey, I know her! She's Jack's ex wife. :P

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MrSassypants 33

Just say it again and you'll forget that this has happened to you and if it happens again say it again, and again, and again, and again..............

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perdix 29

Is that a shiver of excitement?

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