By Ashamed - 20/04/2012 07:34 - United States - Somerville

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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perdix 29

Is that by Skrillex? So, you do an embarrassing thing in the present to erase embarrassing things from your past? Looks like you've set up an infinite loop.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

Dafuq? I'm sorry, just try and train yourself to forget those embarrassments and do it in private. In your house, or your room. Good luck OP!

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rocketiquette 20

Perhaps this should be telling you to stop doing that....? Just maybe??

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Michael_92 20

I would say you have a mild case of restless mouth syndrome...thankfully I have a cure. 40 pills for only $120. Act now before they are gone!

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katiekatlovesu 5

Strange, I thought I'm the only one who does that :X And it happens without even realizing.

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perdix 29

Uh-oh, she's going ALL CAPS! Security!

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xplainphrox 8

Op, so what if they heard you? They don't know you, so it's just giving them a reason to leave you alone. Don't worry about what others think of you. Just be yourself. Do your little mumbles and laugh later on. Have a great day OP

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stebradandish 3

I do it too ... Totally understand ;/ I also do it when I'm trying to sleep - I call it my "sleep Tourette's" Don't know how it started but glad to hear there are "others" out there doing it too... ;/

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Narlovenar 2

I do it all the time, and I even add a shake with goosebumps on top!

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karmicsamadi86 9

This isn't an FML, it's just plain funny

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ayyemmcee 1

Then just make the noise again and erase the memory of you doing it. I mean, they already think you're off, so no harm :)

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