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By BritneyFink - 04/02/2009 21:05 - Canada

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2

because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.

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alwaysalady 0

I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.

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xolalalauren 0

karmas a bitch. maybe you should think before you wear the flesh of poor little animals

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DeepFriedFUNK 0

if i ever found someone wearing a real fur coat, i would throw fake blood on them, id kill them skin them mthen make a flesh coat.......your a stupid bitch

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pyjamasoup 12

You ******* arrogant ****. Put your money where your mouth is or ******* shut it.

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OkieDokie_x 0

YDI! Your punishment for wearing innocent animal skin!

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Fur is tacky, Faux fur is cuter.

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lizlaz 2

Eugh, you deserve it tbh, what's wrong with FAKE fur? It looks just the same and it hasn't killed anything.

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MetalCraze 11

wear leather cows are stupid aND DESERVE TO DIE

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WFMS 0

That's what u get for buying real fur.

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Hayis4horses 0

#59, cows are thick, but they are also gentle and wouldnt hurt you. they dont deserve to die. no animal does. you are stupid and probably "deserve to die" too but hey your still here. as for the ignorance dick who bought the jacket, well shame if youve got ugly bum rash on your ears. thats what you get for being a complete twat and buying fur. seriously. animals farmed for fur do not get eaten after. what they do get is beaten and electrocuted or skinned alive. many many of them are stray chinese dogs and cats taken off the street too. they get farmed in tiny cold cages in filthy conditions just so you can have an ugly piece of shit jacket. Why cant you wear Faux fur?? not cruel enough for you? do you not realise that when people see your jacket they will all think to themselves what a complete and utter dickknob you are for buying such a stupid thing. you deserve your bum rash you git, and karmas a bitch.

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Lillinette 2

YDI for wearing animal fur. Too bad you didn't get it anywhere else.

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