Dogs and Miscellaneous: Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the...

By DroopyDog - 27/12/2009 08:48 - Netherlands

Today, I got a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield

Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML

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Good boy

By achoo - 27/04/2009 12:52 - United States

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys… the whole lot. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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I want a dog

By Haze - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 13:59

Today, after I went to live with my biological mom, after she convinced me she’s been off drugs while I was living with my grandparents, she gave me one of two puppies she'd bought as a gift. Then she got arrested. Turns out she stole said puppy. Some things never change. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Call the cops

By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

Go get your dog back and bring your mom to the pound.

nishi_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:00

That's cruel to the puppy.

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Shady_R 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:35

Thats terrible. You and your mom ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This dog and millions of other animals are put down yearly because of irresponsible people like you. F whats left of the dogs life as it may very well be killed now.

bmallet99 0

Monday 3 October 2011 5:55

Oh my god. Animals die all the time, it's not the end of the world when someone pulls a dogs tail or something. I hate pet lovers so much.

domolovesyoshi 33

Thursday 15 May 2014 8:10

yeah that was rational, it's not pet lovers you hate it's those super conceited in your face animal rights activists, pet lovers are often rational and quiet about their love of animals

axelkg 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:38

I just realized that putting the accent on 'take' in the statement "finding a friend to take her in" completely changes the meaning of the sentence as opposed to what the OP meant. It took me like 5 minutes to realize that's not what they meant. this should be written better.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:02

huh?

wienerwagon 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:03

Why would you put emphasis on that word? Don't blame the OP for your mistakes, dumbass.

masmalaque 21

Friday 30 June 2017 8:22

or you should learn how to read better..

masmalaque 21

Friday 30 June 2017 8:22

or you should learn how to read better..

ikbeneva 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:55

lullig ;)

Neutie 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:15

Inderdaad lullig!

TotalPandamonium 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:00

I'm pretty sure since the trip would probably only be temporary that her friend would only have her for a bit. Sometimes parents jump the gun when it comes to things and it sucks.