By smarty - 16/10/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML
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PaperShreds 0

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

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tangerine_12 0

You are so smrt! S-M-R-T!

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littlemisslee 0

oh, god, yes! you are top fail! oh thanks for making my day!!

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girlskill 0

That's a pretty big safe. I do not think this is real.

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giggitygoo610 0

so break the ****** open!

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carage 3

I am pretty sure the manufacturer has someway to open it easily. Something similar happened to me in a hotel. The bell captain then opened the safe with a pocket knife and hairpins.

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Professor59 2

Wait - don't tell me... Blonde?

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linzilady 0

... How did you lock it if the key was inside...? Or do you not need the key to lock it? If this question has already been answered, be nice, I haven't read the other comments. :)

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gaurd1126 0

My safe has both a key lock, with two keys, and a combination lock, the safe locks automatically when I close the door and lift the handle. It also has a key lock that if pushed in, without the key being in it, will lock the safe again. When that button is pushed in I need the key to release it or I can't get the safe open even if I put the combination in. There are also bigger safes that when you close the door they have handles that spin and lock the bars into place. These do not require keys to close but do require keys to open. Now, I am pretty sure that all safes come with a manual that has a customer service number on it that you can call if that exact thing happens and they will send you a new key with verification of the product serial number and model number but you will have to pay for it. I know they will send someone to my house free of charge to open my safe because it has a warranty. So yes you can lock a key in a safe and yes it is very easy to get it open again.

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scarface236 0

It's the 21st centary get a keypad,combo lock or other password lock system (btw your life no longer has value couse u have no valuibles :) you should have took a hacking class)

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