Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions...

By smarty - 16/10/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By mmoments - 17/11/2015 19:01 - United States

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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PaperShreds 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:06

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

Lkdude77 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:06

Dumbass!!

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bandaid52 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 9:03

You suck I Hate you

smith314 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 9:21

so uhh... cant even trust yourself? or is it an extra security measure for you stuff?

twiggly 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 9:26

Op's a woman - I'm just putting that out there, not making any implications myself.

Kronic_Kitten 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 9:28

You didn't test it out first to see if works the way it's supposed to before cramming everything in there? How did the key get in the safe in the first place? Was it taped to the door or something?

Kronic_Kitten 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 9:52

Safe Keyping.....I know lame pun but I couldn't resist!

NathanKett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:32

what sort of rat shit safe uses a key?

SexlessHusband 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:27

This is bullshit. All "safes" are intentionally designed to be locked FROM THE OUTSIDE.

FaithX 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 15:50

If this is real, contact the company with all the information (serial number, make and model, proof it's yours, etc.) and get a new key. But the unlikelihood of it requiring a key makes me you can accidentally lock in there makes me think this if fake.

Dazzling_African 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 15:51

Hey. Look at the bright side... At least your safe...and everything in it... will be safe. :]

Dazzling_African 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 15:55

And for everyone out there... It is possible to lock the key in. I for one have done it... I was at a hotel. And I unlocked it and looked around. Put a note in there for my mom...and a note on the closet door telling her to look in the safe... Happens that I placed the key in there because there was no where else to put it. Locked it in, along with my note... I wonder if anyone has read it yet? XD It is just like locking your keys in the car.