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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By anonymous - 07/03/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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Bloodknight 22

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:39

Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!

missmasturah 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:24

That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.

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DaddyGreenPants 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:01

sorry to say it but you make people gay... no i'm kidding, first of all i'm not sorry, and you only make your boyfriends gay

TheOtherNewest1 6

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:04

YDI for not being able to spell behind.

XxKate1294xX 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:04

:/ well, maybe you have an attraction to more feminine men and just had bad luck? That is suckish for everyone in that, but it is still no excuse to cheat.

espada5 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:10

not all gay men are are the stereotypical feminine "flamers" that say "FABULOUS" all the time. but yea tht situation does suck.

Jrussell 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:20

Gays: weirdos

missmasturah 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:24

That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.

FlaminYawn 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:42

maybe the ex just wants to see if his dick is bigger...

LmaoLolRofl 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:45

haha you're so bad you made, not one, but TWO people gay.

sweet_addy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 18:52

jesus, you people are idiots...you can't MAKE a person gay...i feel for her

drkwlf 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:47

Yeah, I know it's been said but aren't the rules supposed to be about original FMLs? I know that a lot are the same, but there are WAY too many about the boyfriend leaving the girl for her ex-boyfriend. Probably the most ever.

Mikuo 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:55

Wow. This is like what, the seventh one like this?

FarSide 22

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:28

You turned him queer? YDI for having some incredibly nasty stuff.

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