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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 206

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 172

You deserved it 190

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 650

You deserved it 1 722

Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 491

You deserved it 365

By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 919

You deserved it 11 023

By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 519

You deserved it 2 691

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 382

You deserved it 195

By anonymous - 07/03/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 922

You deserved it 2 768

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 015

You deserved it 3 141

Bloodknight 22

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:39

Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!

missmasturah 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:24

That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.

Comments

perfectlife 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:05

Behind is spelled correctly... =/

dyld921 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:58

It wasn't yesterday. It was edited by the staff.

hello_marie 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:05

ouch.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:30

Well, they did have things in common. Same gender, same girlfriend...

pewness 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:15

wow, u got turned both of them gay?? :P lawlz

weasleyismyking 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:16

Sounds like you turn people gay...

asu17 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:27

You can't "turn" anyone gay. She just has a really bad gaydar.

Lauren28 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 7:05

HAHAAHAHA. thats pretty hilarious.

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:01

That makes them the "ex" in homosexual and you the "sap" in homosapien.

nuclear 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:16

I hate to be that one annoying whiner poster but here it goes anyways. How many times has a situation like this been done? Too many times.

ghost18 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 11:28

****,,,both of your boyfriends were gay,,,thats sucks or maybe you turned two straight men into gay....either way FYL

Hallucinate 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 13:17

what??? it says behind...

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend lost a bunch of money by buying some scam cryto crap linked to that "Hawk tuah" girl. Easiest break-up ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 462

You deserved it 112

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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You deserved it 5 424

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Today, according to my boyfriend, it’s not cheating if he doesn’t love the other woman, so if it’s just sex, it’s not cheating and I shouldn’t be upset. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 156

Today, I was diagnosed with my seventh chronic illness. My body and life are getting progressively more uncomfortable, painful, exhausting, and difficult. I'm starting to wish one of them was lethal. FML

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You deserved it 119

Today, it's day three of me having unexplained diarrhea that leaves me with such bad gas that it keeps me up at night. Less than a month ago I was complaining to my doctor about having severe chronic constipation. My digestive tract can't seem to make up it's mind. FML

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You deserved it 50

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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You deserved it 6 394

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 816

You deserved it 7 361

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

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You deserved it 36 428