Intimacy: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's...

By Anthony - 16/08/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML

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By anonymous - 23/11/2010 09:32

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 221

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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macgruberiscool 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:14

tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass

cobain_fml 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:15

**** bag

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maril_1994 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:50

shes a ****** bitch dude

Maybe21 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:33

what a bitch!!!!!!!

denise509 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:05

oooo women.. never tell a man to "grow a pair" W/ it's one of 7 things that you never tell men

Pak930407 0

Friday 20 August 2010 11:25

That sucks, but you know.....bros before hoes!

spltfngr 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:45

hahah guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship, i mean who wore the pants. my bad. haha

AtrumMessor 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:37

She's an idiot. If you stayed with her, THAT, my friend, would prove you're a nutless wonder.

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 15 September 2010 9:15

Don't let a BITCH like her get to you. Trust me, you certainly have bigger ones for leaving her, than the drone she's with been bangin' now.

buddyweiser 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:54

you kno what they say.. bros before hoes

sinneblade 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:54

Dude holy crap. be glad you're done with that ****.

BlondiieBabe 0

Friday 1 April 2011 19:47

awwe :(

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Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML

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Today, just like every other day, my company is so dysfunctional that local food chains require us to pay cash up front for our catering, because we routinely take 6 months or more to pay for a chicken sandwich. FML

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Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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At least he's got an FML to share!

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Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML

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Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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