Love: Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Awwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2016 00:53 - United States - Taunton

Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

PlutoPrincess222 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

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taracrane1 7

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:21

Nothing out of the ordinary

11mandy80 6

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:22

"and would u like a hot girl with your cheeseburger and fries!"

Il_Maestro 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 8:43

Human beings were not likely on the menu, 14.

11mandy80 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:42

105, even I thumbed up on your comment

BunBunBabe 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:23

Hahahaha I moan over the phone when my bf and I are on the phone and he's busy talking to someone else, just to be funny and to hear him tell me to knock it off... But he probably wouldn't have put it on speakerphone/ left it on speakerphone.

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:24

Snickers really satisfy, unlike fake ****** noises.

hunterfisher98 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:24

Sounds like somebody got entertained haha. Sucks for you OP

SkyBirdy 5

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:26

You were still talking to him while he was ordering?

ripresno 10

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:27

Yesss! And if there's a strong zombie believer, you might get shot! Then everyone will believe it and you won't be as embarrassed!

Tuesdaythe10th 11

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:27

McDonald's can be orgasmic

JackSteely 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:34

Moaning zombie strikes again lol!

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:35

Did he order a Fur Burger, Tuna Tacos and Bearded Clams?

RadioOctopus 16

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:05

Wtf?

perdix 29

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:21

Back in the day, it was uncommon for women to shave their lady parts, thus food references to the genitalia reflected that. I forgot "hair pie." Ask your mom.