By hatetodisappoint - 21/10/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML
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eyealaska 4

I'm just wondering what he did to end up in jail in the first place.

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ambowew 7

Is this the second half of the story about the pair who were caught skinny-dipping by the daughters cop father?

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taptaptapity 2

In response to your name, all I can think is "This one time at Band Camp..." but that's Waaaaaay before your time and totally makes me feel old!

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thebeautybleeds 17

This one time, at band camp, my friend choked a kid. he had anger management problems.

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satph 12

if i was your dad i wouldn't pay to bail your boyfriend out of prison. just saying.

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punkin_26 16

why not try your bf's dad?

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Nikkitaria 9

I'm curious as to what parents would bail out their daughter's boyfriend from jail. Then again it depends what he did.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Damn. You can't tell him he's in jail! Maybe you could tell him you need money for an abortion instead?

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juturnaamo 29

If she tells them the daddy is in jail, they'd probably pay for it

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SkardeyKat 3

Ouch. I bet dad's face is red.

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Miss_Attitude96 24

"Hi, Daddy." "Hello, sweetie. I was just thinking about stopping over at you & your respectable boyfriend's place." (Oh shit) "Um, we're actually renovating the entire place. So, uh, maybe you could visit in a month or two. Oh & by the way, I need $1000."

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mariet_fml 23

He got his ass thrown in jail; let him figure out a way to get out.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Exactly. Don't be a sucker, op.

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