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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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You deserved it 15 974

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 708

You deserved it 2 114

Eight hour window

By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 84

By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 561

You deserved it 17 497

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 590

You deserved it 4 599

By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 476

You deserved it 3 259

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 936

You deserved it 3 037

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 287

You deserved it 3 848

Roommates from Hell

By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 108

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 400

You deserved it 3 012

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 266

You deserved it 2 753

lamarr 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:08

have fun picking at those little legs from your teeth

DefHamster 0

Friday 6 March 2009 1:13

That's disgusting. And I don't understand in anyway why there's such a large amount of "you deserved that one" votes, your roommate should have thrown the food out.

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drybamboo 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:00

WTF? I guess she meant well, but couldn't she have put a post it note on it or something?

someonetobe 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

Umm, why would you make a sandwich with things that have been sitting out on the counter? I'm sure you had no idea how long they had been sitting there for.

nomadxx7 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:24

Second #5 If you really knew what was acceptable limit of bug parts in common household foods you may swear off of foods altogether. Also, rather stupid on your part to eat deli meat that wasn't refrigerated but in terms of if you're going to die or just die a little inside is really on how it tasted. If it tasted bad then may want to get checked out. If you didn't notice anything than I wouldn't worry.

Broc 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:24

Nobody refrigerates bread, this is fake.

alissa_roar 6

Friday 6 May 2011 8:54

I refrigerate bread D;

fam_surprise 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:35

#15 i refrigerate bread... it takes way longer to go bad. but really why would you have eaten deli meat that has been sitting out... stuff happens to meat so fast. thats really bad for you

justjayit 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:04

Awwww, WEAK. Who would've ever guessed that?

kagome_eb 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:12

oh eww, but did you not feel it tasted off?

aztec37 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:27

IF there were bugs, it is your fault. you shoulda seen it.

RenoEnvy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:11

Gross! You poor thing. That was NOT in anyway your fault! Put a spider in her mouth while she's sleeping. Literally give her a TASTE of her own medicine. =)