By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 526
You deserved it 79 371

Same thing different taste

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Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OKAAAY I GOT OUT OF BEDD JUST TOOO COMMENT ON THIS ONE :| HOOOW STUPPID CANN U GETT ? AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH F*UK MANN U MMAADEE MY DAAY LMFAOOOO !!!!

AlcSilian 0

I think that you must be really stupid... But really.... do you know yourself?

wh0regasm 0

you didn't recognize your own clothes???

roflstephh 0

ahahahaha oh god first one thats made me laugh in a while.

ditlihi 0

i feel you. my house actually got robbed like 4 days ago. and ever since then i have been like, freaked out. and last night i screamed because i thought someone was in my house again, but then i realized it was my own reflection.

ohhhhshizzz 0

I hate ******* trolls(#10) And bwahah, so are you a man or a woman? Stupid, but I can see that happening to me.

curryndricegirll 0

haha at #13. Although, in the context of the FML, the first couple of lines are much funnier. "Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect bride."