Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

vampirate 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

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kaylaella 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 15:35

how could you have not known it was you ... dumbass.

babawaba 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 15:39

sounds awfully similar to an old urban tale. Fake

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 15:54

You are the biggest Sally ever!. I wish for the day that I come home to discover someone in my house. I would tear the shit outta that person. Not cower like a little bitch in the bushes outside. Man up!

NiCocaCola_fml 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 15:56

It's kind of funny that people think this is a fake... That happened to me once: I was at a friend's house alone and walked past a mirror and scared the sh!t out of myself. Then again, I didn't call the cops... Seriously, in your own house? That must have been a looooong shift...

mskay_2008 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:08

you're crazy...how do you not know what you look like?? I mean you know what your face looks like and what you have on so how can you not have known it was you looking at you?? You're crazy!!!! LMAO

musicfanboy33 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:15

@ # 51he called the police because of the person in the house he "saw" not for them to see what property was gone/missing

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:29

dude, even cavemen have reflections figured out.

that_guy01 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:30

In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "a little too much chlorine in that gene pool."

nat66623 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:12

What the **** is wrong with you?

angelxcollins 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:32

hahaha that's definitely something i would pull, maybe not the calling the cops. but i've scared myself seeing my reflection before. :p especially when i close the bathroom mirror i'm ALWAYS expecting someone to be behind me. and oh my gosh i love #61 haha