By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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hailhall 0

hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

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wira176 2

I have the same experience but with my Dad. He practiced Silat throughout his youth and his sense of awareness is off the charts - one time I tried waking me up by shaking him he proceeded to knock my ass off the floor before fully waking up. Nowadays I just gently tickle his big toe but from a safe distance.

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bob123456_fml 0

because his girlfriend is strong and can kiss his ass where as most girls wouldn't be able to beat up their boyfriend........well i can ;P

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blahblahblah43 0

y is evry1 sayin they want a gf tht can kill u?

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pippacrawford 4

think Lara Croft. I'm a girl and I think a woman who can kick ass is sexy

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bob123456_fml 0

oops. btw i meant KICK his ass not KISS his ass. my bad

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KingDingALing 9

that made a big difference in the setence lol

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buckeye91011 0

I am a blackbelt in taekwondo and anytime someone raises their hand next to me or something i flinch by putting an arm up to defend myself. Everyone thinks my parents beat me

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shootergurl99 4

I know!! Same here! When I come in to school with a lot of bruises, it makes every one think it that much more, when really it's cause I'm a klutz

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Clarity 0

Well yeah.. That sucks and all.. But if she's in the french army, how bad could it have been?

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lemonypower 6

No OP isn't from France it is just that France is the default location if you decide not to choose a location :/

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