By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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hailhall 0

hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

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wira176 2

I have the same experience but with my Dad. He practiced Silat throughout his youth and his sense of awareness is off the charts - one time I tried waking me up by shaking him he proceeded to knock my ass off the floor before fully waking up. Nowadays I just gently tickle his big toe but from a safe distance.

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Bluejay1707 0

The first reaction after bootcamp and/or Deployment is to beat the "crap" outta the "jerk" that woke you up... Now then that being said... I'm sure she didn't mean it and she made it up to you later. Or at least that's what I do.

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Miss_gord 0

awwwww:( I'm sorry you were trying to be romantical&&it didn't work.. maybe you guys should come up with something so she knows it's you&not someone trying to hurt her.lol.

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magnata002 0

when my husband first got back from traing I took my arm off him and rolled over on my other side. he then proceeded to put me in a headlock punch the back of my head and then slam my head against the nightstand. he was asleep the entire time. sucks but they don't mean to hurt you.

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cstwart 0

I have done stuff like that before. this morning my cat jumped on my leg while I was sleeping, I jumped up in bed with my knife in hand, in the army as well

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s3xw4x 0

what does she do in the army that makes it to where she does that? I'm a grunt in the marine corps and I don't even do that when I someone wakes me up

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ugwmii 0

u mad cause your woman is stronger than u lmao xD

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snaketamer 0

being that im in the army i find that extremely sexy

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camochick16 0

i like how ppl that arent in the military think that all the females are ugly:p

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blackbarbiequen 0

Hilarious!! It sucks for the guy, but that's simply HILARIOUS!!

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