By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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hailhall 0

hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

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wira176 2

I have the same experience but with my Dad. He practiced Silat throughout his youth and his sense of awareness is off the charts - one time I tried waking me up by shaking him he proceeded to knock my ass off the floor before fully waking up. Nowadays I just gently tickle his big toe but from a safe distance.

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nootepie 5

I can almost hear the gentle music playing, the birds singing, a doe runs by while he leans in for his girlfriend...and then the choking and strangling sounds. Romance!

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camochick16 0

i love being a girl in the army:)

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bskiddo_fml 0

seeing as women arent in combat arms i highly doubt she has ptsd of any sort and has no reason to "choke" you when you wake her up. i call fake or she just hates you.

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vee3531 0

haha use to be in the marines and I get like that... hope I don't do it to my bf tho :)

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donnie111 12

haha she must be hot and dangerous :P

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