Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By marriedbutlonely - 15/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Federal Way

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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Monday 23 February 2015 7:51

Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 23 February 2015 7:52

She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.

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Headcrab 29

Monday 23 February 2015 9:30

How could she do that... I'd go insane I think.

alex_jaguara 32

Monday 23 February 2015 9:31

She's a keeper.

nekminnet 13

Monday 23 February 2015 9:34

At least her intention were pure. Completely ignorant but pure.

eventerforlife15 8

Monday 23 February 2015 9:42

Dude, get a new girlfriend

nida_c 6

Monday 23 February 2015 9:42

I would go crazy if I found out my Nintendo 64 was sold

Gillett 23

Monday 23 February 2015 9:42

Ya know what, sell her favorite shoes and slippers and house clothes. You know, the comfortable ones with the holes in it that she wears when she's on her period, and go buy her a ugly ass teddy or a sweater from your alma mater and a thong and say SURPRISE! But don't give it to her until she's on her cycle. Just be prepared to run and hide.

Metthew 15

Monday 23 February 2015 9:46

Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that! Those are like worth a fortune! Regardless of her knowing stuff like that or not, you NEVER sell something which is not yours - even if you're doing it with good intentions. It's just not okay. Better tell her what she's done and make her realise how much she has done wrong. ):<