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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Stainless 0

that is a funny mom XD

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tr1x_ 1

haha your mom's funny

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louisianagrrrrl 0

haha wow your mom is kind of creepy...funny tho!

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xOpheliacx 0

XDD this is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Thank you so much for making my day. ahahaha.

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alwaysloveashxx 0

I so want to be your friend.

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marykateex3 0

...I guess you two won't be sock shopping together anytime soon. Your mom is amazing - new best friend :D This is one of the funniest FMLs on the site. Much better than, "They called me ugly. FML." ::continues to laugh hysterically::

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geekizoid 0

I LOVE YOUR MOM!

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