By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150

Top comments

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

Comments

U have a very funny mom, new fav fml

Ryelle 0

Hilarious. Still, who the hell wants to whack off in a sock? I never understood that. It sounds so painful.

ditlihi 0

You do it in a sock??? You sick puppy!

Your mom has the best sense of humor ever.

Don't worry man, its not just you, although your mom's approach is certainly more creative than the average mom's approach to making fun of their lonely sons.

That's what you get for jacking off into a sock!

your mom = all life wow she is god she wins the internet everything bring your mom to my house now.. and post a pic of ur spooge sock oh lordy this uber fail epic fail epic win uber win i love this ********************** MYYYYYYYYYYYY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE **********************************

jpro 0

LAMO THAT IS SO FREEKIN FUNNY

noele299 0

HAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHA your mom is hilarious