By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 507
You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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Stellaritsmeg 0

your mm loves you enough to make you a girl..... Aww motherly love! Your mom is a G.

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Jack_Of_Spades 0

Dude that's EPIC! lmao that's funny as hell dude.

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nodbor 11

sounds like a very hip mom, did she model it for you?

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Bella_x 0

LMFAO #29!! haha genius I'm sorry pero a burn from your mom just makes this 80 million times more funny. HAHAHA!

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

Fake. Even if it was true, maybe you shouldn't have thrown it in the wash.

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