By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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You deserved it 150
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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ideataxi 0

that is really excellent, your mum rules

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theoldGP 0

THIS IS SO GREAAAAATTTT. i love your mom =] ahahhahaha its so hilarious. i literally just laughed outloud. you seriously just made my day.

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DankJemo 0

Bahahahahahaha! your mom burned you, man! Maybe now you will go out on the town and find someone with a little less thread count.

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woooaaaaa 0

HAHAHAH moms are seriously the most awkward creatures to grace this planet.

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El_Oh_El 0

LOLOLOLOL!!11!!1 Your mom rockz my sockz~

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takran 0

Instant favorite FML. Your mom wins.

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