Health: Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on...

By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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You deserved it 7 167

By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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You deserved it 4 404

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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You deserved it 3 038

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:03

Well it absorbs blood ;)

gabbster95 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:05

we are in a recession!!

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nldawgsccr22795 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:19

yea he's really stupid

Yung23 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:27

dang 19 is sexy !!!!

KSants7 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:35

Lol, my lil brother has done that because he couldn't find a bandaidd

SuperNinjaa 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:38

xD the many uses of a female pad/tampon lmfao

jmblueyes123 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:42

hahahaha wow. I actually like his way of thinking my brother asked me one time why I had a period and if he will ever get one!!! haha

pkh17 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:45

Hm, good stuff.

punjabi44 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:49

that's when Canada comes in

jmblueyes123 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:55

25- you are yummy(:

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:19

113, I don't want to know how you know that.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:13

Captain, is this another one of your friends with benefits?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:20

Shit. I've got a knack for that, eh?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:26

Yeah, I'm furious. If I ever run into you, you're dead.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:44

BLAST! foiled again. Damn you, now I have to devise some other complicated plan...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:15

*explodes with fury*

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:33

163- Benefits = Free STDs.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:26

Now you do :D

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 18:48

That's okay. So do you. I gave you one you didn't have.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 22:37

I say a lot of things, don't I?

jmblueyes123 0

Friday 23 July 2010 6:44

I haven't tasted human lately so I'm not sure haha

episode 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:56

wow, i didn't know guys got periods on their hands!

dayve 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 21:58

lmfao

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

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Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML

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Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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