Health: Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on...

By blank - 21/07/2010 13:52 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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horcrux 6

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:03

Well it absorbs blood ;)

gabbster95 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:05

we are in a recession!!

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dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:05

LMAO!!!!

moodybaby 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:08

lmaoo wow that is smart.

protekyonek 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:17

thats one lucky tampon!

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:27

While it won't stop him having to go for stitches, if the cut is bad enough he will still need them, it was a good idea to use a pad to absorb the blood, It's sterile and very absorbent. I don't get what OPs problem is with it.... unless it was the last one and she really needed it....

tyler_420 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:32

how is this an fml?

wizowski 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:41

ha too cute

AssassinV2 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 22:46

YDI for not living in Canada with free health care! :)

lalalalalalalala_fml 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:05

lol it is. well mine was. got my stitches for free.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:21

Free. Ha! You obviously haven't learned about taxes.

ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:24

Are you the idiot? Free healthcare in canada means you get hurt, you go in and come back out fixed up for free. Just cuz your American you don't believe so. Thats why im proud to be Canadian

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:45

142, I'm Canadian. I agree with iicaptain. I also am going to tell you that you're wrong. Hooray for uneducated Canadians!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 1:16

But... but... I already bought them! D:

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:08

It's only once a month. WAIT! I AM NOT PMSING! HOW DARE YOU! GAHHHHH!!! *breaks stuff*

medfly 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:05

yeah... bandaging isn't the same as getting stitches...

TheMusicNote18 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:13

FHL for having a whiny girlfriend. Learn to share, its just a pad. Be lucky you have such an innovative boyfriend :P

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:14

Um, yeah. **** your boyfriend's life for having a girlfriend who runs to the internet to complain about a pad instead of helping him find something to close the bleeding wound. You would prefer he used a disgusting, dirty cloth full of germs and got an infection instead of having the bright idea to use an item that is not only sterile, but designed to contain blood?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 21 July 2010 23:23

Actually, if you think about it, since pads are contained in a wrapper until use, they are sterile. They are like a bandage, and are not disgusting and full of germs until after use. Why would women all around the world put an unsterilized wad of absorbent cloth near their vaginas? It's clearly safe to use if women everywhere are using them.