By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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mollieOdare 0

That's a first.

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TheMonica 0

That's what the police are for, sweetie.

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Livinia 11

Damn right finders keepers. Stick to the rules, OP.

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Skorne 5

It's hilarious that he managed to break into your house, but still used your sink and not your bath.

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PurpleChick96 3

lock the doors next time?

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MRobvious750 0

Some homeless people are nice people OP maybe you just made a new best friend .....

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SluggerJ 7

you should have told him "get your life together & get a job & you can rent a room".

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guckylynn 19

Not all homeless people need to get their lives together. There are a lot of circumstances we don't understand unless we've been where they are. Also, many of them are veterans who simply could not assimilate back into society and no one wants to help them out.

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blahmocca 0

^^? "not all homeless people need to get their lives together"? they are homeless... don't be defiant for the fun of it. if your homeless... and your at the point where your breaking into peoples houses and taking a bath I their sink? you need to get your life together.

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brozorz 0

is he talking about the sink or the house

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