By Anonymous - 01/05/2017 20:42

Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore to me this would never happen again. When I reminded her of her promise, she told me the kitten will be staying, and she wants me to move out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 909
You deserved it 1 140

Same thing different taste

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Did you give her an ultimatum such as 'either I go or the kitten goes'? If so, that's where you went wrong.

pharm121 21

I say when you move out take the kitten with you.

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Between you and a helpless kitten, what did you think?? If they are saved strays from the street they need a home, if she is is deliberately out adopting kittens then that might be a problem since they do add up financially and maybe it's her way of dumping you.

and? So rarely does crazy present itself so blatantly and even ask you to leave, instead of you know, taking a knife to your bits while you sleep. Count your blessings, pack 'em and GTFO.

If it's your house and if you pay the bills trow her out! If not leave NOW, because you dodged a bullet there!!

onceuponatime456 16

Sounds like you dodged a bullet!

20 years down the road, she'll be bitching about how she has no man and only her cats to keep her company. And you - if you are foolish enough to keep in contact with her - will be able to say "Well, what else did you expect?" Seriously, OP that sucks. You're probably better off with out her though. Bright side, if you are the only one on the apartment lease, she's the one that has to leave.

Canary_molly 3

But was the cat cute though????

fmlstarterkit 13
ShriveledGent 7

It is hilarious as much as it is tragic that your partner prefers feline company to yours. The kittens might be doing something for or to her that you have yet to accomplish.