By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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s3kShUn47 20

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

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xlord 27

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

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sydneysays 15

Excuse me sir...please remove that gum from your fat....

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laden_swallow09 34

The weirdos and assholes always show up when we're on the clock and can't do anything about it! The only time I've ever seen or heard about a private citizen doing something about these degenerates is when a guy caught some woman attempting to smuggle things from Wal-Mart out of her purse, and filming it on his cell phone. Raised a big ruckus and the woman ended up accidentally leaving her SSN card, though she might've stolen that, too. I'm ready to hear about some more happy endings, though I realize FML isn't the place to find 'em. It's not just on FML, either, but hundreds of other horror stories I've heard and experienced in retail. Even so, where should I go to find and read some?

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MegamiKaosu 28

Yea I agree, with my store we pretty much get to watch them walk out the store and tell them to have a nice day !(no wonder people come in and steal things !!) I've heard about our other stores in the area that had 5-6 kids come in and all leave with carts full of stuff!!!

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ImTheAlpha 30

Have you seen Not Always Right and Not Always Working?

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chill99 15

You don't get paid enough.

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Sagan928 7

Please, please, please tell me that the gum that was under his sweaty fat roll did NOT go back on the shelf. PLEASE!

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MountainGiant87 15

Good thing he didn't go for a Snickers

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brendejafulable 41

If you've got it, why not use it?

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Razi_tail 25

I guess it wasn't fat free gum then.

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NotDarkKnight 27

I just pray that the gum went in the trash and not back on the shelf!

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