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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

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loserman67 35

"Mommy, Daddy, look, me find a chocky bar in the drink bowl. It gots peanuts in it!"

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botanistjessica 24

You think by now I'd think twice before reading FML while eating.

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lilhellian 26

One does not simply read FML and not eat..

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tj5810 21

That's a self-correcting problem.

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PipingMouse 14

At least you know when he's thirsty. You hear a toilet flush.

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Tempest151 11

Sounds like he needs to learn the hard way. Start flushing less.

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Coop817 19

I find this comment hilarious! Cheap, effective, requires less effort. I love it hahaha *Thumbs up*

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kittykat1497 7

Because giving your child some sort of infection/parasite is totally the way to go.

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watsinausername 13

Lock up your toilet when not in use.

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outoftown 26

Good news: There are kid-proof clips to lock the lid down. :) Bad news: Kid will eventually learn to open it; adults might have a harder time. :(

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Relenaz 9

I did gross things as a kid too....but nothing that far. O.O Time for another "Don't drink out of the toilet" talk. Demonstrate with sock puppets if you have to. Whatever will get him to listen!

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GothickNihilist 15

Or try the Sheldon Cooper method, a piece of chocolate for every successful day. Hey it modified Penny !

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unknown_user5566 26

Probably in the bathtub, like in the Clorox commercial.

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mysterion115 14

I'd watch out he might drown in the toilet

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Darksoul09 16

Has he ever succeeded? If not, clean it very well, then add something to give it a really horrible taste, there shouldn't be any reason for your child to have interest in it after that. My cousin had tried this with her 5 year old.

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Werken247 14

Gee... what could you add to a toilet to give the water a really bad taste? Oh, nevermind just don't flush...

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CheeseTron 15

He's got the right mindset. Water conservation.

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Hey my cat does that!!!!

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