By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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KeannaLove 32

I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.

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badluckbastard 14

Give her the good ol Nike quote "Just do it"

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quarterbird 18

FYL now... But YDI if you fall for that shit.

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Doughbo 7

Tell her that you forgive her and ask if you can go to her house. Once there, tell her that you forgive her, but cannot date her anymore as she has broken the trust in the relationship beyond repair. Then, go ask her parents to keep an eye on her and let them know of her threat. This is all assuming she lives with her parents though... If not, do the same but let the closest relative of hers know of the threat.

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thisguy22 33

Have her committed. If you're not old enough to do so, inform her parents.

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MrKilgore 14

say it is her fault dude. that isn't on you and odds are she wont do it. talk about an abusive relationship haha

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martin8337 35

Call her bluff, she's not going to kill herself.

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DogeDogeDoge 13

If she jumps off a building be there to support her and yell, "Do a back flip!"

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