Kids: Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 20:57 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 17:01 - Canada

Today, my 17-year-old daughter didn't do the laundry. Her excuse? "If it was meant to be done, it would have done itself." This is the same daughter who yesterday tried convincing me she was responsible enough to get a dog. FML

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By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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By julia - 25/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my daughter used my towel. She thought that because it was clean, it would be okay. She’s 27. FML

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By i_am_forever - 06/01/2015 01:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 8:24

MLK didn't die for this

slimilicious 20

Monday 13 April 2015 8:25

She'll regret it when her laundry comes out ****** up though

Comments

Punkgirl4554 20

Wednesday 15 April 2015 5:26

I've never separated my colors while doing laundry. I've never had any problems with it.

MrNikki426 3

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:34

You can't drill it into a child's head then change your statement that later. Phrasing!

zykrithium 22

Thursday 16 April 2015 22:45

Witty, but she's still an idiot.

plopoctogon 5

Friday 17 April 2015 16:25

Hahaha that's good. I do the same thing

mightyxmidget 10

Saturday 18 April 2015 16:20

That's why there are tan/light brown clothes, right?

verysmarmy 11

Monday 20 April 2015 21:42

Congratulations to your daughter. She just won at life.

KingLewisII 34

Sunday 26 April 2015 3:20

she is funny as hell

TheRealAdolf 5

Monday 27 April 2015 20:14

On the bright side that was a very witty comeback.

foooxes 8

Wednesday 10 June 2015 22:21

I mix all of my laundry together for the exception of new reds, sweaters & lackey/nylon things. Mixing the blacks & whites is typically fine. Idk why people freak over it lmao