By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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catatonicsleep 17

Why would you think about the guy that broke up with you, aren't you supposed to imagine someone you want to have sex with?

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adam10_fml 0

fake - we need a "this is fake" voting option.

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cahreesti 0

Wow people find new ways to break up daily.

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Talon_FT_Vayant 0

Agreed with 2. Definite epic fail. That really had to hurt. Don't see why someone would press YDI. FYL, sorry.

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Jaxro 6

Hahaha, your ex boyfriend has quite the sense of humor.

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SilentGround 0

hahaha that's funny

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leskyyx407 0

I agree with 24, we deff do need that option.

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